Duh

kid: If you want to be a really good artist, like, show your artwork in a museum, you have to work slow as a snail.

me: Not necessarily. Pablo Picasso painted quickly sometimes. That's how he was able to make so many pieces of art.

kid: Well, that's because he has eight arms!

me: Haha, what? Where is this information coming from?

kid: From imagination, duh!

Frozen

kid: My dad loves Frozen.

me: Really?

kid: Yeah, he sings "Let it Blow" all the time.

other kid: THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT THE SONG IS CALLED!

kid: I know, but that's just how he likes to sing it.

Dolphin

kid: Dolphins can survive out of water for up to 24 hours because they can breathe through their blowhole.

me: Really? Why do they need to stay in water, then?

kid: It makes them shiny.